1 Night 2 Days Episode 384
Today, you'll be going on a health check-up tour.
The winner from each category...
will have the right to prescribe a cure.
[First test, endoscopy]
[A rapper's resurrection]
You wanna come to my house?
About 3 percent of people react strangely to anesthesia.
[One of the three percent who can't be sedated]
[In the midst of chaos, Tae Hyun is announced Stomach King.]
[Second check-up, dermatology]
[Shocking and scary test results]
Poop!
Jung Joon Young [Skin King, Jung Joon Young]
[Who will be the next king?]
The king is in a deep sleep.
The king...
I gave my skin some time to recover.
Good.
Do you remember what the dermatologist recommended?
- Vitamin A, B, C... - Vitamin A.
Vitamin A, C, and E.
Aren't those lemons?
It's a raw lemon.
Lemon is full of vitamin C and minerals.
It's great for skin, and it has a whitening effect, too.
There's someone who needs it the most.
[Vitamins are the best for relieving exhaustion.]
Yeah, he needs it the most. [The king agrees.]
Hey, you... Eat this.
It's sweet potato. White sweet potato.
- Eat it, it's from the king. - It's from the king.
Your Highness...
[Satisfied]
[He consumes it fearlessly.]
[The sour lemon juice explodes in his mouth.]
I want to applaud his courageousness.
- If there is another one as courageous... - I'll eat it...
- You might avoid a hit on the cheek. - I'll eat it.
I'll see who's fastest.
[They all fight to be first.]
[Extremely tyrannical]
[We must get on the king's good side.]
[The one who finishes first, and whistles will avoid getting hit.]
[So happy]
[Lemon war]
[Defconn succeeds] You are so good.
- When it comes to food... - You finished?
- I did. - I proclaim you the winner!
Thank you, your Highness. [He gets to punish the others.]
Hit the peons' cheeks!
[At that time...] Eat another one!
[No consistency] Shut up!
Who should I punish first?
Please choose for me.
So everyone can see how much it hurts...
slap your own cheeks.
[Hit your own cheeks, first.]
Show them how painful it is.
[He carries out the king's orders, and hits himself.]
[The job makes the person.]
[Dinner games are coming up.]
[A school?]
[A high school field in Chungju...]
[Wearing blue gym suits...]
[These six men are reborn tonight.]
[Nothing to fear when they're together...]
[This generation's band of rebels]
[Let's go...]
[to put on some jackets!] So cold...
[Our teacher always makes us do this on cold days.]
What's this?
[An unidentifiable score board] What is this?
[Why are these all displayed in a row like this?]
A precious time to check out all parts of your health...
in this recreational city of Chungju...
Continuing on with our health tour... [The rebels can't focus.]
We will have a strength and agility test in place of dinner games.
Like we used to do in gym class?
[To improve the children's basic strength...]
[a yearly test of strength and agility!]
[To check the members' conditions]
[2015 Health Special's Strength and Agility Test]
[Six different tests will be performed.]
[The results from the actual 2012 testing]
Who can run 50 meters in 6 seconds?
[That would mean running 100 meters in 12 seconds...]
The long distance race will be 1,600 meters long.
What?
[That's 15 kilometers per hour on the treadmill]
You need to do 62 situps in one minute.
- That would be a perfect score. - How many did I do last time?
- 30. - No, 50-something...
I'll come in last place again. [Such high standards]
I don't think I can even get one point in push-ups.
- How can you do 18? - Eighteen is only worth one point?
Can't everybody do at least 18?
[Tally up the points from each category!]
After tallying up the points, the king will receive...
an unlimited amount of Korean beef.
Wow, unlimited...
Just one person? [Then, what about the rest?]
- Second place? - Second place will get 300 grams.
Third place, 200 grams. Fourth place, 100 grams.
Fifth place, 50 grams, and last place...
[Last place gets an empty plate.] Nothing?
We've invited someone special to help us judge.
- Someone special? - Come on out!
Teacher! Teacher!
[A p.e. teacher to help with the strength and agility test]
[Last summer, during the all-star teacher edition...]
[A handsome face...]
[and a strong physique...]
[Phys Ed teacher, Jung Sung Woo]
[They're happy to see him.] What happened to your face?
Have you signed with an agency?
Your hair looks good... [Hair makes a big difference.]
Let's do this.
What's the first category?
The category is best for when you still have the strength...
Testing agility, we'll do the 50 meter race.
It'll take me at least 25 seconds.
[First time doing this since high school, a few decades ago...]
It looks longer than I thought.
Yeah, it's really far away.
I can't do this in 8 seconds. So far away.
[They need to run under 8 seconds to get 2 points.]
I'll get one or two points. [Everybody predicts one or two points.]
I'll get one. [They get one point just for participating.]
[Aiming for just one point, the two weakest players' race]
[But his face belongs on the national team.] I bet he'll take 10 seconds.
Eleven!
I think they'll just give up in the middle.
[Jun Ho vs. Defconn]
[The two friends leave together on the long trip.]
[They ranked bottom on the medical check up exams.]
[Their ill-fate continues even now...]
[Feels like he's running a little side ways.]
[They both finish...]
[The bottom ranking rivals]
[Jun Ho wins the 50 meter race.]
[What is their record?]
Mr. Kim Jun Ho...
Eight seconds! [Jun Ho gets two points.]
[He did better than their expectation.]
[Making the cutoff for two points.]
[He's celebrating like he guessed the right answer on a test.]
[Defconn, nine seconds. He gets one point.]
It's been a while since I've had somebody behind me in a race.
[He benefits from the ranking system.]
[Next up...]
[Tae Hyun, with his strong thighs]
[Jong Min who supposedly was a gymnast...]
[Pretending to be frozen]
[The camera backs away...]
[Start!]
[Jong Min is ahead by a lot.]
Mr. Kim Jong Min...
7.9 seconds!
[He makes the three point cutoff.]
- Mr. Cha Tae Hyun, 8.4 seconds. - Two points!
This is unfair. The director made me laugh.
[He witnessed the camera director falling while running next to them.]
[Lost focus while laughing]
- Is he okay? - Is he alright?
[Fortunately, neither he nor the camera were hurt.]
You got so lucky.
[They both got lucky with their scores.]
[The last up...]
[The two seemingly fastest ones]
[They were frustrated watching the other players run.]
[We'll show you how it's done.]
[They start with great posture] They are fast.
[Great speed]
At the same time!
[Joo Hyuk was behind during the race, but...]
[Joo Hyuk sprints and ties the race.]
Both of you got 7.8 seconds.
[They both get 3 points.]
I didn't expect anyone to get three points, but there are three who got it.
Good job. [Very satisfied]
- I haven't run like this since high school. - Like 20 years...
But as soon as I started, I realized I can't run as fast.
I see...
- What's next? - Long jump!
Long jump...
We need to jump at least 209 centimeters.
[Anything under 209 is one point.]
[They must pass this line to get at least two points.]
Can you demonstrate how it's done?
Yes, please show us.
[Here comes the Phys Ed teacher.] He's finally making a move.
When you are in the air, pull back a little.
Use your abs to pull back forward, and land.
We won't have time to do all that.
[Teacher Jung Sung Woo demonstrates.]
Wow...
[Stretching out his whole body...]
[Then folding up for the landing.]
- Wow... - Who are you?
[What did we just see?]
He got over 270 centimeters!
So it's possible. [Top score worth 5 points]
Five points? [So it is possible to get this score...]
[The first up is...]
[Defconn] I think I'll starve until tomorrow morning.
He's got good leg strength.
He might actually get a good score.
He can use his weight.
[Defconn's sigh from losing all day long.]
[Breaking everyone's expectations...]
[He had succeeded once against the pull of gravity.]
[Today...]
[will he win over gravity again?]
[Success!]
[He passed the two point line.]
[What is his record?]
215! [Defconn gets two points.]
Wow...
[He always does well on the long jump.]
- That's great. - For 100 kilograms, this is good, right?
[Next up is a strong candidate for last place, Jun Ho]
[Get set...]
Jun Ho!
[Ruining his momentum]
[Ignore him.] [I can't lose focus.]
[Here I go...]
Do it!
I'm doing it...
[Here I go...]
[Using all his might...]
[He soars high.]
[To reveal myself...]
[And break people's preconceptions about me...]
Jun Ho!
[Why do you keep calling me?]
One point!
[Annoyed]
He fell while flying.
[As he was flying, he noticed the two point line.]
I saw this while I was flying.
[He used all his strength to fly up...]
[But realized he was still very far from the line...]
[All he can do is laugh.]
- Mr. Kim Jun Ho, 170 centimeters. - What was that?
[He jumped the distance of his height, and got one point.]
[Tae Hyun is the third up.]
Do well.
[He jumps up lightly.]
He stepped on it. [Did he step on the line?]
212! [Tae Hyun gets two points.]
- But he stepped on it. - The teacher is always right.
[According to the teacher, he passed the cutoff line.]
[So light] Nice.
[Jong Min is up fourth.]
- I'm used to gymnastics and cycling. - Jong Min, fighting!
[Take care of me if you win.]
[Confident]
[He gets ready...]
He can't get the timing right.
He's good, but...
[He's got great muscle tone, but his brain can't control his body.]
Look at him.
Up, down, up, up, down...
[Huh?]
[This...]
[Up, down, up, up, down...]
[He can't stop.]
I have a dance like this.
[He's used to this rhythm...]
[Doing it even during the testing...]
[He gets serious for the second attempt]
Up, down...
Up, up, down...
[They are all shouting, 'Up, down...' in unison!]
Up, down... Up, up, down...
Up, down, up, up down...
[He ignores their heckling...]
[He passed it.]
226!
[So Jong Min's score...]
[He missed by 3 cm, and just receives two points.]
You just missed it.
If it wasn't that damn rhythm...
No...
[Next up is the running king, Joo Hyuk.]
Up, down...
[He gets the traditional Korean music remix version.]
[Annoyed]
I can't get the beat.
[Despite their attempt to distract him...]
[He jumps up.]
[He steps right on the two point border line.]
We broke his rhythm.
Who's next?
[Joon Young gets the 'up, down' attack, too.]
[Payback time]
[He jumps before his rhythm breaks.]
[He easily passes the line.]
214! [Joon Young gets two points.]
[Disappointed]
Currently, first place belongs to Jung Joon Young and Kim Jong Min.
- Five points! - Wow, five points?
Tied for third place are Kim Joo Hyuk and Cha Tae Hyun.
- Four points. - Get out of here.
You two can't get away from each other.
Tied for fifth place are Kim Jun Ho and Defconn.
Get out... He said my name first.
[You are still tied for last place...] He called my name first.
- Next up is sit-ups. - Sit-ups!
I remember very clearly.
There was disagreement on whether the back should hit the floor.
Everything, even your shoulders should hit the floor.
Come back up with elbows in.
If your hands unclasp, it doesn't count.
[It is okay to pull up the head.]
Do we start with last place again?
The man in last place, go ahead...
Are you having fun? [It's humiliating as it is...]
Get set.
- Nice. - Nice, nice...
[Jun Ho has a great start.]
[He's even taken his glasses off.]
[They are already pulling on their heads...]
[Scary]
[While they are pulling their hair out...]
[The time is passing...]
I'm cramping up...
[He's got the cramps again.]
My knees...
[Exhausted]
You don't exercise at all?
How many did they get?
Mr. Kim Jun Ho...
35!
- He did a lot. - 35?
It's a miracle... [He gets two points.]
Mr. Defconn...
33!
[Defconn gets one point.]
[Only two points, but a world of difference]
[The two aces are up next.]
[This is not on fast forward...]
- One more. - One more!
[The two maintain great speed throughout...]
[How did they do?]
The score should be close.
Kim Joo Hyuk...
52!
[He missed the next level by one point.]
Cha Tae Hyun, 53!
[He gets four points.]
[Last team]
[Joon Young vs. Jong Min]
[Speed up]
Fast! [Good!]
[Icon of optimism, Joon Young]
I think he got 43...
43!
[I should have done one more.]
We got the same score even though I only did 35.
[Sacrificial lamb in the ranking system] Hurry, get up!
You got 23.
[You get a peace of mind if you give up.]
[Fourth category, push-ups]
Put your hands a bit further out than your shoulder width.
Your head, shoulder, waist, butt, and heels should all line up.
Your arms must make a 90 degree angle when down.
[If you do it right, it's really a hard category...]
- Is there a time limit? - No.
- How are we doing so far? - Here's the current ranking.
In first place, Cha Tae Hyun.
[Because of an extra sit-up.]
Tied for second place, Jung Joon Young and Kim Joo Hyuk.
Seven points.
I'm going downhill from this point.
Fourth place, Jong Min with 6 points.
[That means...] Again.
[It's their league again.]
Why do you keep standing in my place?
- That's what I want to say. - Fifth place...
- Kim Jun Ho. - I told you.
Five points?
You've got one point on me, be careful.
- How many points do I have then? - Four.
We all have one point between each rank.
- So I just need to do 18? - Eighteen...
[19, 29. 40 are the best numbers to get.]
After 19 it doesn't matter until you hit 29.
[Jung Joon Young vs. Cha Tae Hyun]
Here we go.
[Start]
He's good.
[The power of a father with many children]
Fifteen is the critical point.
[Still, compared to him...]
- Joon Young, you need to go down more. - He didn't do it right.
Joon Young can't do this.
Joon Young, you need to go down more.
Please....
No. [Scary teacher]
Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen... [He's secured two points.]
- Just do nine more... - Nine more!
Joon Young! Joon Young!
- How many did you do? - I'm on my 10th one.
[Big difference]
[Still, they have the same goal of nine more.]
Eleven...
[Time passes like that...]
- Twenty-eight! - Fifteen!
- Twenty-nine! - You did it!
[Cha Tae Hyun gets three points.]
Eighteen! [The youngest tries hard...]
Nineteen.
- How many? - Nineteen.
[He stops right away.]
[Jung Joon Young gets two points.]
[Suffering]
[He's done a year's worth of push-ups...]
Get up. You did too much...
My arms...
[He wants to play around.]
Hold it still.
[Hanging] This is fun.
He's like a puppet.
[It's not like my own body...]
[Soo Chan, Tae Eun, Soo Jin...]
[Let's just watch the puppet show on TV this year.]
I'm at a disadvantage.
[Up next...]
[Defconn vs. Kim Jun Ho]
[The biggest rival] I need to eat at least 50 grams.
[Just go buy some, and eat at home.]
- No time limit, right? - No.
I'm going to do it until tomorrow morning.
[He's ready to stay up all night, too.]
Get set.
[Start!]
They're good.
[They look better than expected.]
[Looks like they'll be close again.]
[In no time...]
[They both secured two points.]
Jun Ho, go down more.
[Tired]
[Vicious]
Twenty-two! Just seven more!
[If he loses this round, Defconn may pull ahead.]
[Towards the goal of 29 push-ups!]
Four more! [About to die]
[No time to rest]
[The piggy is desperate for some beef...]
[Will he do it?]
[He secures three points!]
You'll do more? [Joo Ho's got 25 so far.]
Doesn't he have to go further down?
Jun Ho, you need to go down more.
Go down more. [Again, it doesn't count.]
Okay!
He's spraying spit.
['I'm going to do it until tomorrow morning.']
[Looks like he's nearing the end.] Your butt!
Cat! Cat!
[A scared cat]
[And a scared piggy]
[He resumes...]
[Done]
I thought you were going to continue until the morning?
[If Defconn does two more, he'll get four points.]
- Your feet can't come apart. - Put your feet together.
[He's looking to surpass Jun Ho.] Lower your butt.
[You wanna come to my house?]
[A frontal attack!]
It's over. [He gives up.]
[Defconn gets 3 points.]
[Kim Jun Ho gets 2 points.]
[Inefficient piggy]
[Last up is the battle of the aces.]
- Get set. - Line your body...
[Perfect posture]
[Ace of push-ups]
[He makes everyone watch in silence.]
Nice!
[Secured two points in the shortest time]
[He's not bad, either.]
[He was born in the wrong era.]
[Totally discouraged...]
[He's already aiming for four points.]
Forty!
[And...]
[If he does 10 more, he can get five points.]
[He's aiming for the highest score.]
[He needs to do just five more.]
Five more.
Easier said than done.
You can do it though! Forty-six!
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
[Is age nothing but a number?]
[Kim Joo Hyuk does 50 push-ups and gets 5 points.]
[Looking for a girlfriend]
[Meanwhile...]
[Jong Min's doing well, too.]
[He's approaching a high score, too.]
How many did I do? How many?
- 25? - 14!
You can do it though! Six!
[Watching...]
[Wait... How many did I do?]
Jong Min's good, too.
You can stop at 38! [You can't fool me.]
[You think I'm an idiot?]
One, that's it! Stop!
[I'm a gymnast.]
[Huh?]
[39 = 29] [He only secures three points.]
You should have done one more.
I thought 39 was the next level up.
[Produced by Jung Joon Young]
[How to Fool an Idiot...]
First place, Kim Joo Hyuk, with 12 points.
Second place, Cha Tae Hyun. Tied for third...
Kim Jong Min and Jung Joon Young, nine points.
Kim Jun Ho and Defconn, seven points.
We are tied again? [Another tie]
Move, he said my name first.
He called my name first.
[Fifth category, stretching while sitting down]
For this category, you need to stretch while sitting down.
Testing flexibility...
Open your feet so there's enough space for a fist.
Then, bend over and push your hands forward.
How far did he go?
14!
[Only 3 points] [Embarrassed]
[It's not easy to get three points.]
[Jong Min is up first.] Here I go.
[How flexible is this ex-gymnast?]
Wow...
Stop.
11! Two points.
[He almost made it to the next level...]
Jun Ho's got a short lower body, and a long upper body.
- Here I go... - Don't strain yourself.
I do need to strain myself.
Here I go!
Huh?
[Passed out]
16.5 cm!
Three points! [He did better than the teacher.]
Wow, he's got such a long torso.
[His legs seem really short.]
I lost my legs.
[Zombie puppet]
[He traded in his two legs for this honor.]
[But his happiness is short-lived.]
[His rival is up.]
Wow!
14.1!
- Three points! - Three points...
[We both got 3 points...]
Seriously... That Defconn...
I'm going to follow you until the end.
[Obsessed piggy]
Somebody bring me my shoes.
[Meanwhile, he's sad because of his long legs.]
Stop.
11.4! [Joon Young gets two points.]
[The top ranking rivals...]
- Here I go! - More!
Stop.
- 14.5! - Yes!
[Kim Joo Hyuk, three points!]
[Tae Hyun is up last.] Keep going.
[Sounds like he did well...]
9.5!
[Exhausted]
[Pinocchio, the wooden puppet]
Before we go to the last round, here's the current ranking.
Kim Joo Hyuk, first place with 15 points.
Cha Tae Hyun, second place with 13 points.
Jung Joon Young and Kim Jong Min, third place with 11 points.
Kim Jun Ho and Defconn, tied for fifth with 10 points.
[Last category, long distance race]
[Wobbling along...]
[What happened to all their zeal?]
So cold...
[They are cold, hungry, and tired.]
Who does this in the middle of the night?
There's a twenty-two year age difference.
So to accommodate you...
We've cut the 1600 meter race to 800 meters.
The last category, long distance race...
[Finally, this is the last category...]
[As always, their heart is willing.]
Defconn!
Get set!
[Time to exhaust whatever energy they have left.]
[Start!]
[Jong Min and Jun Ho start off fast.]
My joints...
[How long will they stay in the lead?]
Forty-three seconds. [Tae Hyun and Joo Hyuk are last...]
Forty-nine seconds. [Another important fact...]
[Fast forwarding...]
[The last lap]
[Amazingly, Jong Min and Jun Ho are even further ahead than others.]
[Tae Hyun maintains his speed.]
[Kim Jong Min is definitely in the lead.]
[The last spurt]
Where are you going?
You must come in the next 20 seconds to get at least two points.
Three minutes 29 seconds. [Jong Min, first place with four points!]
[Fighting for the second place...] Eight seconds...
[Cha Tae Hyun has made a comeback...]
[With great speed control, he ties with Jun Ho for four points.]
Three minutes 45 seconds.
[The oldest and the youngest come in consecutively...]
[And...]
[The sideways running piggy...]
['I can't stand this episode...']
The first and second placers don't smoke.
[A precise way to check lung function]
I'll announce the ranking.
First place...
Kim Joo Hyuk wins with 18 points!
[The eldest with the fighting spirit, King of Physique!]
Second place goes to Cha Tae Hyun with 17 points.
[Middle-age men are doing the best!]
Third place goes to Kim Jong Min with 15 points.
[He saved himself with the long distance race.]
He's in third?
There's a tie for the fourth place...
I'm tied for fourth? [The youngest is totally ashamed.]
With fourteen points, Jung Joon Young and...
Kim Jun Ho!
I went up to fourth place?
Defconn gets last place with 12 points.
[He's only left with memories of his efforts.]
[Kim Joo Hyuk, King of Physique]
[Inside the bus, heading for dinner...]
[Exhausted bodies...]
[Because of the heat from their bodies...]
[the camera is all fogged up.]
[Are they okay?]
I feel like I tried so hard today, but...
I came in last place.
I can't get away from it. I feel like I fell into a swamp.
- I bet the beef will be good... - Totally awesome...
I hope they give you a milking cow.
[I won't eat it anyway.]
[But of course...]
[It's not a milking cow.]
[Special grade Chungju raised korean beef]
[The generous...]
[Performance-related reward system]
This is 75 grams?
[The teacher's here, too.] Thank you for your hard work in the cold.
- Please, enjoy the meal. - Thank you!
[They each get their own grill.]
[The meat starts cooking.]
[They carefully cook their precious 75 grams of beef.]
That's 75 grams?
[Precious you...] That's so little.
[After exercising...]
[Eating meat builds muscles, and helps relieve stress.]
[And of course, it tastes great.]
[After the long wait...] Let's eat.
[He can't take his eyes off the small piece of meat.]
[Defconn's just eating the salad.]
[Jun Ho shares the little he's got.]
Thank you.
You know that this is like 200 grams to me, right?
Of course.
- Are you done eating already? - Yes.
[After the two pieces, there's nothing left.]
[Tae Hyun received 300 grams.] My arms...
You have that much?
He can't cook because his arms hurt from the push-ups.
My arms... [He can't even eat the meat...]
[All that luck was for nothing.]
[You can hear the moaning all around...]
How is this a health special?
[They arrive at the base camp.] Here?
Let's go in.
Wow.
[Blankets] [Running as if they're under a spell]
[Laying out the blankets...]
I wish we could just sleep like this.
[This is heaven.]
I feel like my body is all broken.
[They must have been tired, they fall asleep right away.]
We'll start the bedtime games soon.
- Do you want to change... - No!
- I'll just wear this. - I've got no energy to change...
[I love sweat suits...]
No wake-up mission tomorrow. [Imitating Lobster Producer]
[And then...]
A place with great traditional korean style inns...
Where you'll find endoscopy... [Reciting the closing comments]
- Don't stay inside because it's cold... - Come visit Chungju!
[They just ended the show.]
- It's over. - Good job.
[They take a rest after the closing.]
Please wake up. [After their sweet rest...]
Are you supposed to be a scary character?
No, a cute one.
Close the door please. We'll start.
Don't fart. That's mine.
What do you mean it's yours?
Just don't do it.
We'll be playing games to see where you sleep.
We'll decide through a medical check-up.
What kind of a check-up's at 2 a.m.?
What do you think we'll be checking?
At this time... A mental test...
Are we seeing a psychiatrist then?
Our minds are already out there right now.
We'll be doing a urology check-up...
- Seriously... - At 2 a.m...
[Full of complaints]
How can we do a urology check-up here?
Maybe they'll check how far we can shoot.
How far we shoot?
How?
When I was in middle school, I could shoot it all the way to there.
I can shoot it to where the camera is.
At the last shooting, I saw a game inside the rest area bathroom.
- You keep shooting at it fast... - There's a game like that?
- Yeah, they score you. - I won.
I killed it. [In the midst of their bragging...]
You've got it right.
[What?] Tonight's bedtime games...
Distance shooting?
[Distance Shooting]
Really?
I was just kidding. [Are you crazy?]
[Image is everything to us.]
'Distance Shooting' is a little hard...
So we'll do 'Speed Shooting' instead.
- Speed Shooting? - Yes.
We'll check the speed of your urination.
- We'll measure the speed... - Who will measure it?
We've invited a doctor. [Doctor, please come out!]
[He's come all the way here.] [Urologist, Dr. Kim Hong Sup]
This is the first time doing a urology checkup on a visitation call, right?
Yes, it's my first time.
Both males and females can have problems with urination...
This is a simple test to check for problems and the severity of problems.
[Cross section of a bladder] We need at least 150 cc of urine...
to get a precise result.
Please hold off until you are ready...
You measure the speed like in baseball?
How do you do it?
You'll urinate into a funnel...
The urine will go down, and the weight will be used to measure the speed.
The rate will depend on how many grams go down per second...
On average, the maximum speed for men is above 25 milliliters a second.
And for women, 30 milliliters per second.
If that drops below 10 per second...
it means there's a serious problem somewhere.
If it's over 25, then as a man it's like, like...
They are healthy then.
[Just a sign of being an average healthy man.]
What if you get like 50?
Then let us go home.
[They are getting greedy...]
[Unlimited supply of diuretics]
Drink up, and when you feel like urinating...
go outside, and you'll see an area curtained off
- Is there a camera there? - Yes, there is.
- Will the liquid flow show, or not? - It won't show.
[We respect your privacy.]
When I'm urinating, please make an earthquake and a waterfall sound effect.
- Please edit it in. - I want the sound of a water cannon.
Loud enough to shake the whole country.
[You win.]
[After some time...]
[Drinking...]
[Drinking more...]
[Even after several cups...]
[and reciting a magical spell...]
[nobody has the urge.]
It's not coming out because you are forcing us...
- So hard. - You feel like pooping?
[Yup.]
Is that your answer?
Yes, yes...
[No etiquette]
I'll go then.
[I'll go release some pressure.]
[Such exaggerated movements...]
[Such an exaggerated expression...]
Look at his arrogant face.
[Look at you, pitiful people...]
[Trying to get a head start?]
[Taken over by the excretion spirit.]
Come this way!
I'm going first.
Make sure you hold the camera tight, it'll shake.
The camera will shake.
Hello.
- This way? - Yes, inside.
Okay.
Be careful not to touch anything.
Where do I aim?
[Here]
[There's a camera in the front?]
Will my face show?
It feels weird now that I'm here...
[Nobody's watching, right?]
- Should I start? - Yes.
[Whenever you are ready!]
When I'm urinating, please put an earthquake and a waterfall sound effect.
And the cheer from the World Cup.
[We'll play the sound effects you asked for.]
[Trying not to laugh]
- You'll get the results later. - I see.
The camera didn't shake?
[I didn't get to film.]
You're back?
My back...
Why?
When I was peeing, my whole body flung backwards.
[Laughing hysterically]
[Believe it or not...]
[Bluffing continues] Is he kidding?
[Continuing to act]
What will you do if you don't get first place?
[What a funny patient.]
I thought the air bag would go off.
[Continuing with his bluffing...]
I think I'm ready.
Where do I go?
[Looks like he's full.]
There's a camera here!
- Only your face will show. - Yeah?
Should I do it?
I want something dignifying...
People like Schubert...
A standing ovation...
[You mean something like this?]
Is that enough?
[Yes!]
[Absolutely fantastic]
Hey!
I just went...
They can't film anymore.
The machine broke because the stream was so strong.
[Laughing again]
The machine doesn't work. [What is he talking about?]
[First place is mine.]
[Meanwhile...]
[Joo Hyuk is fighting alone.]
[But...]
That didn't feel right.
[Giving the next player a lot of pressure.]
[Especially him...] What do I need to eat?
You need to stop eating. [Tallying up his worries from before...]
[That score would surpass his weight.]
[Saturated with worries]
- If I come in last place again... - That would be bad.
[That would be a fatal blow to man's pride.]
[Urinating]
[Enough to get rid of all his worries]
[He requested the sound of a jet flying...]
[Please, empty out to your heart's content.]
Doctor!
I didn't know the aluminum funnel would break.
[Complete bluffing]
I could break the wall even...
What are you going to do if you come in last place again?
He needs to die then. [That won't happen.]
Is someone watching?
Through the camera?
[Making such a fuss]
- Just trust them. - Wait, wait...
You should ask for a nuclear bomb.
[Short but strong]
Die!
[Is he talking to the machine?]
Was that too short?
Hey!
The sewage pipe broke.
[What the...]
[They are all so good at bluffing.]
[Self-interview] I've never had anyone film me pee before.
I can't believe we have to do this.
I'm getting nervous.
Your pride depends on this.
- Getting last place would really suck. - He'll just have to hang his head low.
[I don't even want to think about it.]
His head is down.
I didn't use up all my power.
[They don't want to lose.]
- Everybody went? - Yes.
- The result is out already? - Yes, it's here.
[The six men's secret]
Everything depends on this.
- This is our pride. - Our future depends on this.
- Who will be the king? - I just don't want to get last...
At least top three... [Nervous]
All the results were normal.
Everyone's maximum speed came out to over 15 per second.
- So everyone's above average. - Yes.
[That's all we need.]
We are all men.
But!
We need to pick the King of Urination...
We need to know who did the best.
We'll start with fifth place.
I don't even want fifth place.
Fifth is problematic.
- I don't want to be last. - Fifth place is Kim Jong Min.
[It's you.]
[He passes out.]
That announcement was as bad as your urination speed.
[All he can do is laugh.]
[What was his speed?]
I don't get embarrassed easily, but I'm so embarrassed right now.
I'm so embarrassed. [Blood pressure going up]
[What's the big deal about urination speed?]
[He's lost all pride.]
He urinated 200cc. His maximum speed was 17.9.
His average speed was 11.3.
There's no problem with urinating, but the numbers are a little low.
[Still, it's higher than the danger zone.]
This time, please announce the speed first.
The max speed was 27.
[Much higher than 5th place.]
- His maximum speed was 27.8. - That's a big difference.
The average speed was 18.3.
[That's even higher than Jong Min's max speed.]
[Jong Min, what are you going to do?]
[Then what about the sixth place?]
Who is it? [Who's the fourth place winner?]
[Please tell me it's me.] Kim Joo Hyuk.
[Sigh of relief]
[He's very happy with his own speed.]
[Him?]
It's fourth place, but 27 is good.
It's a big difference. [He was hoping for fourth place.]
[He's getting worried again.]
I will announce third place.
Third place had a max speed of 31.3.
[13.4 higher than Jong Min.] With an average speed of 18.4.
[So is it me?]
[Me?]
Jung Joon Young is in third place.
[But he feels like he just came in last.] Wait.
[This means...]
[Oh my God...]
[Why do they keep reuniting?]
[Now, only the first, second, and last place remain.]
[Will Tae Hyun get first place again?]
- Next... - Wait.
[We need some time to get ready...]
- Doctor, Joon Young got 31? - Yes.
[He's still upset.] So second place got even better.
But there's still last place, too.
Last place will get like a five.
I'm okay even if I get last place.
I'm okay, too. I'm married.
What are you going to do? [The bachelor's the problem.]
- That won't happen... - No...
- He's got a big build and all... - I didn't pee that much though.
Second place urinated 171 cc.
The maximum speed was 38.1 milliliters per second.
The average speed was 22 milliliters per second.
- Thirty what? - 38.1.
[Great strength] Did you pee a lot?
- Who is it? - It's Mr. Cha Tae Hyun.
[Cha Tae Hyun, second place]
[Oh my God...]
[This happens again...]
[They've been consistently competing on the bottom.]
[Whatever category, they are always partners.]
[Forget about yielding...]
[They don't want to lose to each other.]
[Who will be the final winner?]
I'm sorry.
[He feels even worse.]
[They look so pathetic.]
I think my aim was a little off.
I should have aimed for the middle.
The first place winner urinated 255 cc.
His maximum speed was 43.4 milliliters per second.
That's enough to make a hole.
Supervoiding...
And the sixth place had a max speed of 16.1 ml/s.
16.1? [That's still normal, right]
The average speed was 10.9ml/s.
That's not much different from me.
[You are proud of that?]
Fifth and sixth place are so close.
He's got a problem, too.
[I'll stop by your office tomorrow.]
[In any case...]
[It would be great to win.]
Let's hear the name of the king.
The king of urination goes to...
[Who will be the urinal breaker?]
Kim Jun Ho!
[Dizzy]
[Did you hear that?]
[I'm the king!]
Why is your zipper open?
[Did you forget to zip it after urinating?]
It just opens up by itself.
[Congratulations, your Highness.]
Being a real man is all about peeing.
Maybe he was telling the truth before.
He wasn't bluffing.
[He feels like he's got everything.]
[Devastated]
The two married men got first and second place.
[Coronation]
[I'm so jealous.]
Congratulations.
[People, show your respect...]
[Annoyed]
What's wrong with your eyes?
[Dirty witch?]
[They never thought...]
[that they would be envious of Jun Ho.]
- Let's do this again next week. - Let's do it every week.
Can you give me that machine?
I'm going to get lessons.
[What?]
Do you want me to tutor you?
[No need to look far.]
I'm even certified.
Teach me.
You are all young, and there are no problems with urinating.
Depending on your condition, the results may vary day by day.
But urinating is an important physiology that determines quality of life.
You should continue to pay attention to it...
I'll invite you to my urination party...
It's time to decide where you will sleep.
Go ahead, and do rock, paper, scissors.
[The loser chooses someone to sleep outside with him.]
This is fair.
- What if Defconn loses again... - Rock, paper, scissors, and shoot!
[Only one with paper.]
[Joon Young gets outdoor sleeping.]
Just take the one you are most comfortable with.
I'll have to make him feel uncomfortable then.
[Don't pick me.]
You can stay out.
[Me?]
You snore too much.
Really? [He's secured an indoor sleeping spot.]
[I'm so jealous.]
Do rock, paper, scissors. [Again?]
The winner will sleep outside.
[They'll have to plan wisely.]
[Using his frontal lobe to full capacity]
I'm showing you what I'll do.
[Preemptive attack]
[Is this his strategy?]
The winner sleeps outside.
[What will be the result?] Rock, paper, scissors, and shoot!
[Joo Hyuk wins.]
[Oh, no... I should have done paper.]
[Joo Hyuk and Joon Young will sleep outdoors.]
[The one who uses his brain always loses.]
[Time to wrap up the tiring day]
Joon Young, I'll repay you for your kindness.
You too, Joo Hyuk.
Forget it!
Good night.
It's Valentine's day.
Is it men who are supposed to give women gifts?
No, women are supposed to gift the men.
It's been so long since I last received something.
Me, too.
[As soon as he lays down, he starts moaning.]
I'm dying. My legs...
[He scratches his stomach as he falls asleep.]
[This...]
You wanna come to my house?
[The sunrise comes...]
[The wake-up song plays.]
[The sensitive piggy is the first up again.]
[Treating his crown so carefully...]
[What's that?]
You came back?
You said you were busy this morning.
Your hair still looks great.
[Same] I didn't wash my hair.
Get set. Start.
[They start the morning exercise.]
[Same movements, different feel]
[Perfect demonstration]
[Are they exercising or getting disciplined?]
[Completely different movements from what he demonstrated]
My muscles are too tense.
[Fainted]
[Plank posture, good for the abs]
[Praying for this to be over?]
[The workout is finished, but they lack energy to be happy.]
If you do core exercises early in the morning...
it's good for blood circulation and bowel movements...
That's not good for him. It can't get any better.
I'll fly away.
The health check-up tour is coming to an end.
As the wake-up mission, here is the last checkup.
[What is the last checkup that will wrap up the tour?]
[How far will they go?]
[Stool samples]
Poop.
[I think the producers are forgetting...]
[We are celebrities...]
Jun Ho, can you poop for all of us?
- I'll do it for you. - Yeah.
What shape would you like?
I want a heart shape.
I can even do a flower.
- Do you want a guitar shape? - No, the Eiffel Tower.
That's hard.
I'll try.
We'll be dealing with gastroenterology next.
Did everybody bring in a sample of your stool?
[Are you shocked?]
[We'll edit it out, so not to disturb your appetite.]
Going to the bathroom every morning is a sign of healthy large intestines.
Starting now, within 20 minutes...
if you have a bowel movement, and bring a sample...
- you'll get breakfast. - Within 20 minutes?
I can't do it.
[Stop saying you can't.]
[So confident]
[Master of the bodily fluids]
Take the whole thing. Take the whole tray.
Let's do this. [I'm going.]
- Are you going to the factory? - Of course.
- You only need to bring a small sample. - Tell him that.
[He'll bring back a whole load...]
Tell him! I don't think he knows.
Who knew I would be good at something?
From the King of Peeing to the King of Crapping...
[Very likely he'll be king again]
[His colleagues come in one by one.] Jun Ho!
[Such scent...]
[Has he lost his mind?]
Is someone inside?
Someone's here? [A morning fight for the bathroom]
[Everyone is equal in front of the bathroom.]
I need to get a sample of my stool...
Can you do it for me?
I feel like I might be able to go...
Is there any music?
What do I do?
[Worried Piggy luckily finds an empty bathroom.]
[But...]
[It's not easy to excrete.]
He can't do it, either. [Jun Ho is taking forever, too.]
How can he when there are cameras everywhere?
[Ten minute warning]
Did it go in?
Are you going to take long?
- I'm doing it with a prayerful heart. - If you can't do it, come out.
- Go somewhere else. - No.
[Defconn lets Joon Young take the bathroom.]
I don't think it'll come out. [That's enough dirty talk...]
[Let's watch something cute.]
Daddy!
- Hi. - When are you coming home?
[Trying to look at her dad.]
Soo Jin, hi.
So happy...
[He may be far away, but this happy dad...]
[is always close to their hearts...]
[He's getting strengthened by looking at his daughter.]
[And he's getting his power up through intestine exercise.]
[Happy piggy may have a lot of fat on his body...]
[Are you writing a caption here?]
You should just eat.
[At that time...]
[Joon Young walks out with a smile.]
Fighting, Defconn!
[Winner]
[My precious baby]
The factory wasn't operating.
It was hard.
I had to work while fixing the machines.
The work was very embarrassing.
I don't know anymore.
Nothing comes out if I don't eat.
Even if I go now, it'll take twenty minutes for it to come out.
[Taking good care of his baby.]
[Jun Ho makes it with five minutes left.] So embarrassing...
It was hard enough for me, they can't do it.
It'll be better to place it with the names showing.
I don't want to touch it.
Jun Ho, can you put it right here?
Do it yourself...
It's yours.
Show your name.
I think only one will make it. There's only three minutes 40 seconds left.
I'm the king when it comes to both the front and back.
The excretion king of both front and back...
There's only 20 seconds left.
Twenty seconds left!
[At that time...] I think someone's coming.
[The members come out at once.] There's three...
Something's suspicious.
Why did the three come out at the same time?
- You finished already? - Yes.
- Who's the one missing? - Defconn.
- Defconn... - He's in last place again?
- This, too? - Is he serious?
[He came in last for every single category...]
The factory owner is definitely the best.
He finished all the factory work last night.
And despite the absurd demand this morning...
I've got to meet the deadline.
My factory always strives to please.
[There's no compromising his promise to deliver the goods.]
- Why are you so late? - 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
[He didn't get to deliver his poop on time.] It's over.
Why is it so heavy? [The six samples are all there.]
[The testing begins.]
[Just as dangerous as nuclear testing.]
[But...]
It's very clear.
Thank you for the tip.
[Examination finished]
We've got the results.
- Hello. - Doctor, you are back?
I'm back. [Dr. Lee Jung Rok]
We've just done a fecal occult blood test.
If there is a large nodule or a cancerous tumor in the large intestine...
sometimes blood comes out with the stool.
It's a screening test to see if more testing is needed.
Please go ahead and tell us the testing results.
What do I do if I come in last place again?
None of the six members showed signs of blood in their stool.
[Everybody, no problem!]
- Congrats. - Thank you.
[Keep listening.]
[Everybody is congratulating each other.]
- But... - But!
It's questionable whether...
we can trust the test results.
- What do you mean? - The doctor who examined your stool...
concluded with 100 percent certainty that somebody...
shared his stool with others.
It was a plot? Somebody shared stool?
What is this love, or something?
Somebody shared poop.
Somebody shared their poop freely?
[First time celebrities share their poop.]
- You've got no conscience! - Who's the culprit?
Who did that? Fess up.
[The secret inside the Chungju bathroom]
[What happened here?]
Have you ever seen anything like this before?
No, never.
Isn't it possible that the samples are just very similar?
It's been 10 years since I began looking at stool.
There's no way for the color, the moisture level
and consistency to be so similar.
How many people shared the stool here?
There are three with the same stool.
You can be certain that they shared one poop.
I think there's two more, but they are a bit ambiguous...
- Another two? - Yes.
There are six people, but we think there were only three different stools.
Our factory owner would never share his poop with others, right?
I'm self-righteous. I would never share my poop.
We need to catch the culprit.
Who are the people who share the same stool?
The ones sharing the stool...
Come this way. You can stay out.
Us three?
We are brothers.
[Brave brothers]
We don't know whose poop it is...
But the test result was good.
[They are all acting happy as if it were their own poop.]
[Who is the one with the healthy stool?]
- You did it? - Seriously...
It was so hard.
I'm so proud of you.
I only thought about this for the past 40 years...
I never knew I would be able to do this.
We are poop-sharing brothers.
You said there's two more suspicious ones...
- Then these two? - Do we share similar poop, Doctor?
Then you pooped, and he reused it?
That's too much. You two were the real poop brothers...
The only one who definitely handed in his own poop...
and the one with no problem... Kim Jun Ho will get breakfast.
He handed in his sample on time, and there was no problem found...
Jung Joon Young will get breakfast, too.
- Come here. - This is a problem right here.
This shouldn't be happening.
Just watch when the show airs. [Defconn, eliminated]
The producers don't even know... This is just wrong.
You shouldn't donate poop.
The three of you are brothers.
Then you should share one meal.
- Not bad. - What about me?
Whose poop did you take?
I can't tell you.
We'll find out who the angel is when this airs.
I don't know who it is, but I'm sure he's got wings.
[Even the producers don't know about this...]
[With toilet paper as his wings...]
It's not coming out?
I'm dead.
[It's okay. You've got me.]
Mine, too.
I did it!
- Defconn, mine, too. - I did it!
Joon Young, take this. Hurry!
Go hand in yours.
I need to finish pooping.
Joon Young, hurry. You should eat.
Hurry, and go.
No, we need to go together.
Don't be stubborn, just go!
- Get up (from the toilet)! - Listen to me.
I need to finish pooping!
No!
Hurry, and go! We'll both die!
- No way! - Listen to me!
You promised you would come.
Why are you here?
Defconn, you won't get any breakfast.
[Last in every category.] [I want to cry.]
Finally, I'll tell you the results for the urine and blood test from yesterday.
- Is there another king? - King of health...
- Who has the best health? - Then...
None of you have any big problems.
Blood test...
Jun Ho, you just have a slight fatty liver.
- Doctor, will he die? - He won't die.
And Kim Joo Hyuk has a bit of a high cholesterol.
Cha Tae Hyun is a candidate for king.
Defconn!
- You are a candidate, too. - Really?
Can I be king at least once?
Jung Joon Young has good results, but...
He's not a hundred percent clear.
If I had to pick a king...
The one who placed last in every category until now, Defconn.
[King of General Health, Defconn!]
[Sincere congratulations from his colleagues]
[He even passes on his precious crown.]
Chicken head!
Piggy chicken!
[The piggy chicken can't take his eyes off.]
I would have gotten depressed if I didn't win this.
[I got no problem!]
[He gets to eat breakfast thanks to Defconn's health.]
Thank you!
Doctor, you should eat.
We don't have much prepared, but...
[What's for breakfast?]
[Good for the body, and good tasting...]
[Healthy acorn rice traditional meal]
[What's this?]
[Vegetables good for bowel movement]
I'm eating two months worth of vegetables during this filming.
[It's good for your health.]
Why is this so bitter?
- Celery. - Celed?
- I've never seen this before. - Are you serious?
- Celery? - Yeah.
He really must not eat vegetables.
What are you doing?
[Defconn was eating celery...]
[Not sure if it's from lack of meat or lack of smoking.]
[Sorry to do this while you are eating.]
[It's a habit.]
That's a bad eating habit.
[Jong Min looks interested in the vegetables.]
[Can I try one?]
You can't take it.
Asparagut... What's this again?
Asparaginsan.
[I'm asparagus.]
He said asparagut... and he says, asparagisan!
[Should I trade one for meat?]
I'll give you asparagis...
I'll give you aspara thing...
Let's switch one of this for a piece of meat.
Okay!
Let's feed each other.
People need to eat vegetables.
But the meat tastes better.
[Even if it doesn't taste good, please eat a lot of healthy food.]
If the heart is discontent, it will bring on an illness.
When you find peace in your heart, your illness will heal.
Laughter can cure everything!
Clean air and nature is the best doctor.
Exercise is the best medicine!
We'll make you laugh for your health in 2015, too!
- Two Days... - One Night!
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[Next week]
[It may be a bit hard to believe...]
[But this trip...]
[is a trip to the mountain to welcome in the spring.]
[More brutal than winter...]
[Early spring in the wilderness]
Where are we going?
[Fierce battle to survive...]
[And...]
You must be happy.
What are you doing?
[Next week]